Lo-Fi FM wrote:
Man: [Get?] yourself some music [all by?]: turn on, tune in, drop out with Lo-Fi. Beeeh.
Dai: I tell you, I was rambling in the hills over the weekend because somebody stole my car. Well, it wasn't really my car, 'cause I don't drive. But somebody stole the car I like to dream was mine. So anyway, I'm rambling, and then I was hit by a pickup truck. Can you believe it? One minute I'm deeply breathing in the fresh air of meditation - and the next I'm in the hospital with a broken arm, compound fractures and a bloody sore head!
Dai: Hum this one if you know it.
(Song: Stylus Exodus - "Toucan Pie
")
Dai: "You think a broken neck would be fatal, but the surgeon assured me most people survive - for a little while, at least!
Man: Your worries will be a far cry, when you tune in to DJ Dai.
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(Song: Bert Reid's Guitar Trio - "A Cool Day in Downtown
")
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Dai: I like that one, and now all the news with the delectable and bodacious
Jill Tasker!
Jill Tasker: This is Jill Tasker with your news update!
Jill: Arcade madness hit Funabashi when the Zoo brothers opened Game Zoo, the latest gaming craze to sweep the city. Celina Ferry [?] has details right after this.
(Song: Tammy Boness and the Swingin' Mammaries - "The Diner
" starts playing in the background)
Dai: I'll be out a fraction soon enough and back at the helm of Lo-Fi FM.
Dai: There is a prayer coming up after this jolly record. Hum this one if you know it.
("The Diner
" now playing at full volume)
Dai: Well the Funeral Director said he had never seen anyone in quite so bad a shape. I told him, it's a rough and tumble life being a spiritual DJ. Well, I went for a pine cask, which was cheapest and a paper urn. The funeral's a week on Tuesday, so if you can make it, phone me here on Lo-Fi. I got a selection of tracks for the church coming up. Hum to this one if you know it.
Man: Lo-Fi, it's a far cry from hi-fi.
(Song: Cow Tastes Good - "Surf City
" starts playing in the background)
Jill: This is Jill Tasker bringing you your weather! It's wet on the roads this evening, but the Mercury is rising, so we can all start stripping off again!
("Surf City
" now playing at full volume)
(Music volume lowers, Dai starts speaking)
Dai: Dai Lama here, the crowd is excited, where's us on the move? We are moving forward, beautiful playboys,
agh flooky tacky lu!
(Music playing at full volume again until the end)