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This one always makes me laugh when i see it. Dunno why.
Probably because of everything: the pic, text and style.

It's funny.
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Do you know something similar and really funny? Post it.

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this image has a little brother ;) (although it is bigger in resolution ;P)
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lol, another good one.
Nice find.

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Had these in my pictures folder, good old classic one here...
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And another...
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You have been warned!
This is my second line. :lol:

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Lol, another one
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I dare to turn this in an image battle thread.
you gotta find something which beats "this" :P
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Your on!

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Do I win? 8-)

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your bird is invalid ;P
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Because im Delphi coder, i just lurked around for some Delphi stuff and found one russian blog and he posted some funny comments, some are pretty true, if i look my code, lol.
#1
// drunk, fix later

#2
// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.

#3
return 1; # returns 1

#4
// Magic. Do not touch.

#5
// I'm sorry.

#6
Catch (Exception e) {
//who cares?
}

#7
//This code sucks, you know it and I know it. Move on and call me an idiot later.

#8

/*
* You may think you know what the following code does.
* But you dont. Trust me.
* Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
* night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
* enough to "optimize" the code below.
* Now close this file and go play with something else.
*/

#9

// If this comment is removed the program will blow up

#10

try {

} finally { // should never happen

}

#11
doRun.run(); // ... "a doo run run".

#12

/* Halley's comment */

#13
# code below replaces code above - any problems?
# yeah, it doesn't f*cking work.

#14
//I am not sure why this works but it fixes the problem.

#15
// This only exists because Scott doesn't know how to use const correctly

#16

//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows


#17

//Please work

#18
// I am not responsible of this code.
// They made me write it, against my will.

#19
# To understand recursion, see the bottom of this file
At the bottom of the file:
# To understand recursion, see the top of this file

#20

// I am not sure if we need this, but too scared to delete.

#21
Repeat
...
Until (JesusChristsReturn) ' Not sure

#22
/**
* Always returns true.
*/
public boolean isAvailable() {
return false;
}

#23

// I have to find a better job

#24

// I don't know why I need this, but it stops the people being upside-down

x = -x;

#25

catch (Ex as Exception)
{
// oh crap, we should do something.
}

#26
public class Contact
{
//...

///
/// Gets or sets the name of the first.
///
/// The name of the first.
public string FirstName
{
get { return _firstName; }
set { _firstName = value; }
}
}


#27
// Remove this if you wanna be fired


#28

//Mr. Compiler, please do not read this.

#29
return null; //Not really null

#30
// Hard to explain

#31
// This is crap code but it's 3 a.m. and I need to get this working.

#32
i++; // increment variable i
I really like this one:
// This is crap code but it's 3 a.m. and I need to get this working. :)
Just like me, sometimes.
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Please excuse the VB6 syntax, it's all I know.

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Private Enum LULZ
  LULZ_GRIN = 8
  LULZ_CHORTLE = 11
  LULZ_LOL = 12
  LULZ_DOUBLETAKE = 16
  LULZ_WTF = 24
End Enum

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Always wear safety glasses while programming.

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404. That’s an error.

The requested URL /logos/2011/earthday11.jpg was not found on this server. That’s all we know.
You just lost the game.

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:lol: :lol:
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haha
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Gustavob wrote:The requested URL /logos/2011/earthday11.jpg was not found on this server. That’s all we know.
That was it:

404. That’s an error. That's all we know.
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Always wear safety glasses while programming.

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Cats have been always my most favorite animals. Love them.
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Why not "mh_lol" then? :D
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