Little jokes
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this image has a little brother (although it is bigger in resolution ;P)
yur sa'nok ngeyä
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lol, another good one.
Nice find.
Nice find.
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Had these in my pictures folder, good old classic one here...
And another...
- Old School GTA2 Mapper and Scripter.
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You have been warned!
This is my second line.
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Lol, another one
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I dare to turn this in an image battle thread.
you gotta find something which beats "this"
you gotta find something which beats "this"
yur sa'nok ngeyä
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Your on!
Do I win?
Do I win?
- Old School GTA2 Mapper and Scripter.
- Creator of the original GTA2 Scripting tutorials hosted by Ben Millard.
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Because im Delphi coder, i just lurked around for some Delphi stuff and found one russian blog and he posted some funny comments, some are pretty true, if i look my code, lol.
// This is crap code but it's 3 a.m. and I need to get this working.
Just like me, sometimes.
I really like this one:#1
// drunk, fix later
#2
// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.
#3
return 1; # returns 1
#4
// Magic. Do not touch.
#5
// I'm sorry.
#6
Catch (Exception e) {
//who cares?
}
#7
//This code sucks, you know it and I know it. Move on and call me an idiot later.
#8
/*
* You may think you know what the following code does.
* But you dont. Trust me.
* Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
* night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
* enough to "optimize" the code below.
* Now close this file and go play with something else.
*/
#9
// If this comment is removed the program will blow up
#10
try {
} finally { // should never happen
}
#11
doRun.run(); // ... "a doo run run".
#12
/* Halley's comment */
#13
# code below replaces code above - any problems?
# yeah, it doesn't f*cking work.
#14
//I am not sure why this works but it fixes the problem.
#15
// This only exists because Scott doesn't know how to use const correctly
#16
//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows
#17
//Please work
#18
// I am not responsible of this code.
// They made me write it, against my will.
#19
# To understand recursion, see the bottom of this file
At the bottom of the file:
# To understand recursion, see the top of this file
#20
// I am not sure if we need this, but too scared to delete.
#21
Repeat
...
Until (JesusChristsReturn) ' Not sure
#22
/**
* Always returns true.
*/
public boolean isAvailable() {
return false;
}
#23
// I have to find a better job
#24
// I don't know why I need this, but it stops the people being upside-down
x = -x;
#25
catch (Ex as Exception)
{
// oh crap, we should do something.
}
#26
public class Contact
{
//...
///
/// Gets or sets the name of the first.
///
/// The name of the first.
public string FirstName
{
get { return _firstName; }
set { _firstName = value; }
}
}
#27
// Remove this if you wanna be fired
#28
//Mr. Compiler, please do not read this.
#29
return null; //Not really null
#30
// Hard to explain
#31
// This is crap code but it's 3 a.m. and I need to get this working.
#32
i++; // increment variable i
// This is crap code but it's 3 a.m. and I need to get this working.
Just like me, sometimes.
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Please excuse the VB6 syntax, it's all I know.
Code: Select all
Private Enum LULZ
LULZ_GRIN = 8
LULZ_CHORTLE = 11
LULZ_LOL = 12
LULZ_DOUBLETAKE = 16
LULZ_WTF = 24
End Enum
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Google humor :)
http://www.google.com/logos/2011/earthday11.jpg
http://www.google.com/logos/2011/earthday11.jpg
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404. That’s an error.B-$hep wrote:Google humor
http://www.google.com/logos/2011/earthday11.jpg
The requested URL /logos/2011/earthday11.jpg was not found on this server. That’s all we know.
You just lost the game.
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That was it:Gustavob wrote:The requested URL /logos/2011/earthday11.jpg was not found on this server. That’s all we know.
404. That’s an error. That's all we know.
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Cats have been always my most favorite animals. Love them.
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