Saints Row: The Third – Cherished Memories #10

In our tenth and final Cherished Memory from Steelport, our favorite cheerleader uses Professor Genki’s All-Purpose Mollusk Launcher to hypnotize and detonate a gang of Luchadores. We hope you’ve enjoyed our Cherished Memories from Steelport. Now that the game is available, it’s time you go and make your own.

Saints Row: The Third is out

It’s available now for PC, PS3 and XBOX 360.

The time has come Citizens of Steelport. Saints Row 3 has officially been released to the public as of 12:01 AM this morning! We saw tons of you showing up at midnight openings around the United States, and even more of you playing the game throughout the morning.

Once the Saints were an upstart street gang, struggling for every inch of turf. Today, the Saints are a criminal empire that has seen it all. The only action that gets their blood pumping these days typically involves a combination of tigers, fighter jets, and/or furry costumes. Today, you can experience Saints Row: The Third for yourself. Today, you can experience an over-the-top guilty pleasure unlike anything you’ve played before. Today, you Strap It On!

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Saints Row: The Third – Pimps and Gimps

The Syndicate is comprised of ‘roided-out wrestlers, emo cyberpunks, and well-dressed Europeans. STAG is armed with hover jets, jet bikes, and a flying aircraft carrier. To take Steelport for the Saints and defeat your most dangerous/ridiculous enemies yet, you’re going to have to get creative. Assemble your team of pimps, gimps, zombies and, most importantly, the mayor of Steelport himself. Strap it on.

Saints Row: The Third – Cherished Memories #6

Ah, Steelport, the ultimate escape. Home to sinners, and now, to the Saints. As the Third Street Saints wrestle control of this seedy metropolis from the Syndicate in Saints Row: The Third, we look back on our fondest moments here, from eliminating a gang of ornery, stun gun-toting senior citizens, to skydiving naked into a Syndicate pool party. Sweet, sweet memories.

In our sixth Cherished Memory from Steelport, we pimp out a subcompact, put on some driving tunes, and transform into a zombie.

Saints Row: The Third – Cherished Memories

Ah, Steelport, the ultimate escape. Home to sinners, and now, to the Saints. As the Third Street Saints wrestle control of this seedy metropolis from the Syndicate in Saints Row: The Third, we look back on our fondest moments here, from eliminating a gang of ornery, stun gun-toting senior citizens, to skydiving naked into a Syndicate pool party. Sweet, sweet memories.

In our newest Cherished Memory from Steelport, we affix sticky bombs to our co-op partner as he prepares a suicide attack against a gang of friendly Luchadores.

In our fourth Cherished Memory from Steelport, we enjoy a leisurely motorcycle ride through a quaint Steelport neighborhood while a friend rains down hellfire upon the Steelport PD.

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Saints Row: The Third – Tim & Eric & GENKI!

Tim and Eric, the benevolent masterminds behind Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, have teamed with THQ to bring to life Professor Genki’s Super Ethical Reality Climax, Saints Row: The Third’s most deranged and demented game show.

In the soon-to-be critically-acclaimed Saints Row: The Third, Professor Genki’s Super Ethical Reality Climax pits you in a battle to the death against furry mascots and human hotdogs with a chance to win extraordinary prizes such as cash and the opportunity to not die.

Tim and Eric will take the depravity of Professor Genki’s Super Ethical Reality Climax to new heights, and lows, with their own, full-length live-action episode, featuring such crowd-pleasing contests as Tall Cat Parade and Eat Yourself. They will also, for the first time ever, detail the intriguing and inspiring life story of the mysterious man-cat, Professor Genki. Beware: this episode is for mature audiences only, and anyone faint of heart, or with a history of heart problems, cat allergies, or high moral standards should probably do anything else when this mind-bending episode breaks the Internet next week.

Tim and Eric’s Professor Genki’s Super Ethical Reality Climax will air on select online outlets on November 4. Pre-order Saints Row: The Third today to receive Professor Genki’s Hyper Ordinary Pre-Order Pack, featuring the Genki’s Leisure Stunt Suit, Genki’s Mollusk Launcher, and Genki’s Super Ballistic Man-a-pult. Finally, check out the first teaser trailer for Professor Genki’s Super Ethical Reality Climax, brought to you by Tim and Eric themselves.

Saints Row: The Third – Initiation Station

Saints Row: The Third Initiation Station Beta Begins… Now!

Naked Ninja Pirate? Cheerleader assassin? Fat guy with best-in-class mustache? Beginning today, the choice is yours. THQ and Volition are proud to announce that the Saints Row: Initiation Station beta begins… right now!

Create, share, and upload your most devious character creations with the Initiation Station. Log on to the Saints Row community site at SaintsRow.com to vote on your favorites and save them to your character queue. Come November 15, download your favorites directly into Saints Row: The Third and prepare to wreak maximum havoc in Steelport dressed however damn well you please.

For those that purchased the Saints Row: Double Pack or pre-ordered Red Faction: Armageddon and redeemed their Initiation Station beta code at SaintsRow.com, their download codes will be emailed to them directly. Check that inbox.

Following the limited-access beta period, the public Initiation Station will be available to download on PSN, Xbox Live, and Steam on November 1.

To guide you through the features of the Initiation Station, we’ve included a handy tutorial video featuring our very own Quality Assurance Team, brought to you by Penthouse.